Monday, October 12, 2009

Church Bulletin Bloopers

"Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."

"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."

"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

"This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends."

"There will be a baked bean supper next Sunday at 6:00 p.m. Music to follow."

"The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."

"The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'"

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

"The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict."

"The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'"

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  1. Thanks Angie, been feeling kind blue the last couple days.But I am doing ok.

  2. Being a Pastors kid...I love these.

  3. I particularly like the first one...don't let worry kill you...let the church help.

  4. I need this sister. So thank you for sharing. Glory to God, I can breathe much better now that my son is improving a lot!Thank you for your encouragement and prayers...Love all those videos and jokes. God bless.