"Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."
"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."
"This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends."
"There will be a baked bean supper next Sunday at 6:00 p.m. Music to follow."
"The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."
"The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'"
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
"The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict."
"The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'"
(The above is from rinkworks.com)