Monday, November 30, 2009

Stupid things to ponder...


1. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

2. Can you cry under water?

3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?

4. Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your
thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

5. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

6. What disease did cured ham actually have?

7. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

8. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

10. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

11. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

12. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

13. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

14. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

15. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

16. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

17. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

18. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat?

19. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

20. The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's YOU.

2 comments:

  1. You are too funny. I love the one about Jimmy Crack Corn. LOL

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