With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads, that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated, and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror, I will think, 'Good grief, look how smart I am!'
Thanks to everyone for praying for my friends in Haiti. I finally got an update late yesterday afternoon.
This is the update from her husband on Facebook:
I just spoke with Linda and she and the other ladies are doing great. They are currently outside at a soccer field across from a hospital helping to care for people. Last night Linda helped to deliver two babies..they are full of faith and God is using them..thanks to everyone for praying and keep going until they come home. We don't know when that will take place but we thank God for His provision.
The word from them today was that they had moved from the soccer field to a safe Christian school that was not affected by the earthquake. They are seeking wisdom from God about how to get a missionary plane to be evacuated. Please pray that they will be able to get a spot on a plane and find a way out of Haiti. Continue to pray for their protection until they are safely home.
God is so good! He loves the Haitian people so much, he sent some powerful, spirit-filled women to be on the ground there when the tragedy struck, so they would be able to minister God's peace & love in the midst of such horrific loss.
Thank you all for praying and believing with me. On a side note, today is my birthday. I can't think of any better present than to hear that my friends are safe and being used of God, except maybe to hear that they are back on American soil.