Wednesday, May 12, 2010

My Mother's Day Song

I'm back in town (I was at the beach over the Mother's Day weekend) with NO computer and things have just now slowed down enough for me to write. I wanted to tell you all about my Mother's Day experience. First of all, I hope you all had a wonderful day.

As I said, we were at the beach and the weather was gorgeous, so we were off to a good start.

On Saturday night, right before we put the kids to bed, my youngest son comes to me and says "tomorrow is Mother's Day!" "Yes it is", I replied, thinking they must have something BIG planned because he's very excited.

Then he does something unexpected...he informs me that he's written a song for Mother's Day and it appears that he can't wait until tomorrow to share it. I'm thinking, how sweet is that? Next, he begins to play a melody by making armpit fart sounds while giggling through the entire song. Then he says, "Oh wait, I forgot I was going to give that to Dad for Father's Day!" and then he was off to bed.

If you have boys, you understand that this is typical behavior and after awhile you actually learn to appreciate it as their "love language". So, of course I was both proud and amused by this armpit fart song dedicated to me.

After the kids were asleep, I told my hubby what his youngest offspring had done, thinking he would really crack up laughing. He kind of smiled and didn't say anything, which was weird, but I figured he was just tired.

Sunday morning, the big day...Hubby took the dog out and kept the kids quiet so I could sleep late, so bonus points for him! However, I didn't really go back to sleep, but instead waited for breakfast in bed, which has happened on Mother's Day in the past. I waited, and waited, and then got really hungry waiting...Finally I came to the conclusion that breakfast in bed was not part of the deal this Mother's Day. No biggie. I was told when I appeared in the family room that there wasn't much to eat in the house and they would have gone to get something but the car keys were in my bedroom and they didn't want to disturb me. Makes perfect sense, so moving on.

I find my traditional Mother's Day cards waiting for me on the kitchen counter. One from the kids, one from hubby. I open the kids card and to my surprise it's a animated dog who is making Mother's Day music by armpit farting. At the end it says "Oh wait, I forgot I was going to give this to Dad for Father's Day". Where have I heard that before? The kids are laughing thinking the card is hysterical, my hubby says "now you know where he got that idea last night".

Really?...this explains so much about my family. No sweet, mushy cards at my house. If it's about embarrassing or gross bodily functions, if it's completely ridiculous, my boys are drawn to it. Then of course I realized, my hubby bought the card. He'd been out of town all week before our weekend trip and hadn't been around the kids without me. This means HE picked out the card all by himself, without the kids! I'm guessing the reason my youngest son was quoting the card on Saturday night, was because that was the first time he saw the card...he probably read it before bed and immediately came upstairs to act it out. Why is this significant?

Because now I understand more clearly where my boys get it! And even more eye opening is the revelation that THEY NEVER OUTGROW IT, LOL!

However, it was a wonderful day and I wouldn't change it for the world. I got to pick where we went to lunch, even though the boys were throwing out their suggestions (which was made up of fast food places). The weather was so nice we ate outside. The boys got along, no whining, no fighting, no big screen t.v. playing sports that distracts all the guys from any conversation, and absolutely NO rude noises. Really, at this point in my life that is a HUGE deal!

Again, I hope all you Mom's out there enjoyed your day as much as I did.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Why God Made Moms

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring..
2. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1 God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean..
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me

What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2 I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1 His last name.
2. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world And my mom eats a lot
2.. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long..

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Hope that made you laugh. Happy Mother's Day to all my blogging friends!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Spiritual Mountain Climbing

How many know that when you have a mountain top experience, eventually you have to go back down? Too bad we can't just camp on the mountain, right? But that's not where we live, it's just where we go to meet God. Just like Moses went up Mt. Sinai to be with the Lord. If I were him, and God spoke to me and then showed me His glory, I would have said "can I just stay here with you Lord?" "Do I HAVE to go back down there with those people?"

God has many reasons why He meets with us on the mountain...one of which is to prepare us for the people we'll encounter in the valley. It's also to let the glory shine on our face after having been with Him, so that other's can see it and hopefully want to go up the mountain to be with the Lord themselves.

I want to spend more time with God, being still and listening to His voice. I also have been asking like Moses did, to "see His glory". Just like Moses, I want to carry the glory of the Lord with me, back down the mountain so the people will see that I have been with the Lord (only I don't want to put a veil on it and cover it up). I also know that just like Moses, God's glory will fade eventually, unless I go back up the mountain on a regular bases.

Have you ever heard the phrase "too heavenly minded to be any earthly good?" I've thought about this saying, and I've decided that I want both, not either or. I want to be heavenly minded AND be earthly good. I'm also convinced that in order to that, I need to have the following things:

1. More mountain top experiences with God
2. Carry glory on me when I come down the mountain
3. Clear direction from God on what He's called me to do (just like He told Moses that He was going to use him to set His people free)
4. Always use the tools God gives me to accomplish His calling on my life (Moses' tool was the staff the Lord gave him on the mountain).
5. Know that God goes with me and I'm not alone. Just because I may not hear & see God as well when people are around as I do when I'm up on the mountain, doesn't mean
that God isn't with me. He has promised to NEVER leave me or forsake me.

Lord, please help us all to go mountain climbing this week!