With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads, that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated, and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror, I will think, 'Good grief, look how smart I am!'
I know it's been a long time since I cooked, but how dare you!
Josh being silly, wearing my bathing suit
Bobby & the boys in Alaska - on "Married Man's Trail" showing off the fruit of him being married (Jay & Josh)
"B" standing beside "Ricky Bobby"
Jesus laughing
Remember this song from preschool?
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart, where? down in my heart, where? down in my heart...I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart, down in my heart to stay.